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| Bio: | Alicia VanVolkenburg July 29th I'm A SENIOR '07! I'm a christian/pentecostal. I'm always missing someone. I'm 5'3" and a quarter! I know, i'm a shorty. Though i weigh like 105 lbs. I have brown eyes and i have red/brown hair with some blonde highlights. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mainly over the last year. I have a lot of friends. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. I want to have children in the future. I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I walk barefoot wherever I can. I am proficient on a musical instrument (mii vocal cords). I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. I can't whistle. I have ridden a horse. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. I'm an artist. I want to own my own business. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. I can't stand being alone. I can speak more than one language. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. I love to sing. I've gone skinny-dipping (in the bath tub). I enjoy burritos. I am a twin! I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. I say random things to freak people out. I loove kisses more then hugs! I had 3 surgeries on my (left) arm && will soon have a 4th. I loove dancing in the rain! I loove thunder(storms)! I love chinese food. I love all kinds of food, as long as it looks healthy. There are moments that I thank God that i'm alive that I could not ask for more. I don't like learning things the hard wayy. I say "I Love You" wayyy too much! I basically ignore the phone. I'm a huuuge sweetheart! I write poetry! I can be a HUGE "cranky-pants". I looove too cook. I'm a crier. I am extremely ticklish. I have a "Keychain Boondoggle". I am an extreme chocoholic! I'm veryyy energetic when it comes to sports. I have BAD spelling && BAD grammar. I hate rumors soo make sure you get all of your facts straight before you accuse me of something. I don't drive, yet. I AM A GOODIE TOOSHIE! lol. I love too take pictures. I am extremely in love with babies. I wish it could be cool year round. I love making faces. I don't wear much make-up. I eat ALOT especially when i'm bored. I love *sweets*. I hate planes! I love meeting new people. I take things to heart. I used to be an early bird, I don't know whatever happened. lol. I will probably never be famous. Code-red mountain dew is the best! I love the dark. I love movies, everything except boring stuff && especially horror. I'm into kiddy type shows && shows that grandma might be watching. I'm like every other girl when i say "I hate PERIODS!" All the cramping, bloating, constipation, muscle aches, headaches, cravings, mood swings and etc! I love Lays Salt&&Vinegar chips (thnx to mii lil nympho). I know how to use guns. I will probably never be in the army though. I do reverse psychology. If you are acting rude, stuck-up, ignorant, greedy, disrespectful &&/or etc I will tell you too your freaking face! or like the real me and not say a damn word but won't talk to you for a while. I don't need shit like that from people, life is hard as it is && you don't need to be acting like that! I feel like LOVE is a DISEASE. I will love to go backpacking through Europe with my dearest friends or the "love of my life". I get bad sunburn especially on my face for some reason. I love to do the "Chicken Dance". I love wearing dresses. The only ring I will probably always wear is my class ring unless, well you know. ((I only love GOLD! NO SILVER!)) < that's too "the love of my life". Even though the guy i'm dating right now gave a silver ring. it might be white gold, but i don't thinks so. I don't like fights, seriously, whenever there is a school fight, I push through people to walk on by. I love roses! And if i could I will probably have an elope cause weddings are terribly expensive && trust me, if I had "My Dream Wedding" it WILL BE EXPENSIVE! lol. I love "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" tv especially Bill Engvall. I love French Vanilla, Vanilla Caramel, && Vanilla Almond scented candles! I know how to canoe. The bestest advice I will probably ever give to anyone will be "Chocolate IS a girl's best friend". lol. i like Sudoku books; alot. i love doing puzzles. I have a fabolous boyfriend right now and i hope it goes really far with him! i just seriously love this boy to death. we have our downs but we get through them. he's a really good bf and sometimes i feel bad for him for the life he haves especially when he was a child. i do my best, with God's help, everyday to help him out. my mom told me it's best to have fun and to not get serious right away. i notice that with some couples, they get to serious or obsessive right away and then complain when they have a fight and sometimes they have breaks or they get into those huge "i hate you" and "fine" and "where through" and for some reason they start making you choose sides (best edvice i can think of when it comes to that, don't answer THEM!) but then when you give them your time and/or advice they storm off looking for the other and start apologizing like crazy trying to be cute and it somewhat gets annoying; especially if it happens alot. that right there proves they're serious and obsessive with not much fun, if any, and the fact that they don't communicate well. communicating is MORE than talking on the phone or online with each other all the time. learn to give each other some space. i'm not saying a break kind of space. more like a hang out with your friends or have alone time (to get to know you) kind of space. there's other types of space but you'll have to be able to figure those out for yourself. and if you can't improve on any of those things or you feel like you're doing well, pat yourself on the back. other things to not be serious is HAVE FUN! this one time my bf and i went to the fountain and gotten wet but we had so much fun splashing water on each other and chasing each other through the park and etc! so if you really like the person, don't get serious and obsessive and just communicate and have fun! *and try not to claim they're your everything and the only one and only want to spend time with them cause they might take advantage of that and/or claim you're whip... besides you have friends and family, do things with them* ~~Sunday School~~ Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. ~~Hired Help~~ A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?'' ~~Viagra Coffee~~ This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." ~~Talking Italian~~ A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.'' ~~Damned If I Know~~ A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself." ~~Pharmacist Phun~~ A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" | |||||
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